The Chat-Line Game!

[Tsunade]

Kiba: no, I feel like death...*whimpers* I'm sick as a dog *no pun intended*

That one wasn't from here, it was from Leaf Academy, but it's teh same Kiba. xD Iunno, I thought it was kinda funny...

[Kumataka]

Edited for space, but whee!

Sakura: -Adds to cbox rules: If Cendrillon or Monsun are on and you want your eyes to stay virgin, don't look.-
Kogitsune: "And when they're together, it's worse. MUCH worse."
Kogitsune: "More worse than you can chuck a stick at!"
Kumataka: "What kind of stick eh?”


Kumataka: Must construct additional Pylons?
Mitsunari: YAYZ ^_^
Mitsunari: i'll construct *your* pylon XD

[mitsunari]

Luan-Xi: marie:i lost the game

Luan-Xi: DAMNIT MARIE

Kogitsune: I stopped playing the game. :]

Luan-Xi: LOL

Mitsunari: nooooooooo i lost the game >_<

Mitsunari: crap

Kumataka: DAMNIT

Mitsunari: at least if its the game i'm thinking of >_>

Kumataka: (When I was at my con, there was a guy with his shirt off with no other costume except for "THE GAME" written across his chest)

Kumataka: (I LOATHED him)

Kogitsune: -Blowdarts Xi- <3

Seth: MARIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsunari: lol XD


Random fact. I hate "The Game." Don't know what I'm talking about? I'll explain it to you... in a PM >_>

[Tsunade]

lmfao...

Kogitsune: Pat, pat... Hmm? I feel something soft... Oh. It's just your ass.

Came out of an idea for Tenten to teach Neji how to dance... xD

[Haruno Sakura]

Blunt comments, lol...

Kumataka: Un. I'm doing a timeline of threads/iimportant events for my three peeps, and I have no idea what to call their second encounter in Lost.
21 May 09, 22:00
Kogitsune: Umm~ What did you put for the first?
21 May 09, 22:01
Kumataka: Just "first encounter" [lulz]
21 May 09, 22:01
Kogitsune: Uhh... Awkward moment with one-night stand man? xD

AND LATER ON, on the staff cbox...

Kumataka: You are a slut Mon. Pageslut, charaslut, what else? XD
21 May 09, 23:41
Kumataka: I'm done until one of mine gets 'imself killed off.
21 May 09, 23:41
Kogitsune: -Is charaslut-

[Higa]

Kajitori: Kaji;s a rooster~
Kajitori: ... Pfft... He's a cock...
Kumataka: *wasn't going to be the one to say it*
Luan-Xi: lolz
Kajitori: It fits him perfectly! Screw the Bloody Phoenix. He's the Bloody...
Kajitori: ......
Kajitori: That sounds painful...
Kumataka: ...he should probably get that checked out by a doctor.
Kajitori: Like Kuma? xD
Luan-Xi: BAD, Very Bad
Kajitori: Kuma could totally check Kaji's... appendage...
Kajitori: andnotcutitoff
Kumataka: lmao, that would be full of hate and awkwardness and forced civility.
Kumataka: "...it'll have to be amputated."
Kajitori: "f*ck no!"
Kumataka: "I'm the doctor, what I say GOES."
Kajitori: "You're a goddamned NUKE-NIN."
Kajitori: "You just don't want me to steal your little boyfriend. >3"
Kumataka: "I'll CRUSH it, I swear to god, I'll crush it right goddamn now."
Kajitori: "-Stuffs it back in- Hell no, you won't!"
Luan-Xi: Here we go *XI jumps in* Did you forget that i have healing Blood Kaji?
Kajitori: "I'm not letting some woman rub blood on my ****. <<"

And laaaaattterrrr

Luan-Xi: *rolls eyes* The Jurrasic Cock, Kajitori

[Haruno Sakura]

From Leaf Academy... I'm Sakura, of course, and I pwned Sasuke. XD READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP!!

Sakura: Pwn'd
24 May 09, 14:00
Uchiha Sasuke: XD
24 May 09, 13:59
Sakura:
24 May 09, 13:59
Sakura: It's not nice to call the admin homosexual, Sasuke >_>;;;;;
24 May 09, 13:59
Uchiha Sasuke: XDDDDDDDDD
24 May 09, 13:59
Sakura: ...o.o
24 May 09, 13:59
Uchiha Sasuke: -coughGove-sanis...(insert word here)cough-

[Kajitori]

25 May 09, 12:03
Kumataka: Jealous!Kuma is jealous~ <3

25 May 09, 12:04
Kumataka: And kind of a malicious bastard at that.

25 May 09, 12:04
Kajitori: xD~

25 May 09, 12:04
Kajitori: Type faster, slave! Uke!Ko wants to read~ xD

25 May 09, 12:06
Kumataka: Working, working!

25 May 09, 12:06
Kajitori: -Claps-

25 May 09, 12:06
Kumataka: (Why do I have the feeling that if the plot bunnies continue to nudge this way, this thread rating might have to be bumped up DX)

25 May 09, 12:07
Kajitori: Go, bunnies, go!

25 May 09, 12:09
Kumataka: I seriously think Kaji has infected the bunnies. D:

25 May 09, 12:10
Kajitori: Kaji has not infected the bunnies. Kaji IS the bunnies. >D

25 May 09, 12:10
Kumataka: XD

25 May 09, 12:10
Kumataka: That would certainly explain why Jealous!Kuma's gotten so...bold.

25 May 09, 12:10
Kajitori: xD~

25 May 09, 12:11
Kumataka: This is seriously turning out to be the clothed version of "my dick is bigger than your dick" *sweatdrop*

25 May 09, 12:11
Kajitori: xDD I really want to read this post now~

25 May 09, 12:15
Kajitori: -Exhalts karma on Kuma- ^-^

25 May 09, 12:16
Kumataka: *snrk*

25 May 09, 12:16
Kumataka: Poor Ko though...I feel very sorry for him right now.

25 May 09, 12:16
Kajitori: That's a funny word... "exhalt..."

25 May 09, 12:17
Kajitori: Bunny!Kaji shall have his wayy~

25 May 09, 12:18
Kumataka: His way with whom?

25 May 09, 12:18
Kajitori: Everyone! >D

[Mitsukai Aiuya]

Sakura: Lookiez, it's all nukenin online! XD
Kumataka:
Kumataka: I'm not a nuke-nin, I'm a doctor
Kajitori: Nuke-nuke~
Kajitori: Doctor, doctor! D: I'm suffering from heartache~ </3
Kumataka: *petpetpet* Well now, we'll just have to fix that, hmm?
Sakura: XD
Sakura: He's still a runaway >>;
Kajitori: ~<3 ^-^
Sakura: Oh, by teh wai, time for Kuma to explode by Sakura's hands er, your post in Not Again
Sakura: Sakura Fubuki no Jutsu ftw. ^_____^
Sakura: It 'sploded!
Kumataka: Yess'm.
Kumataka: That thread's probably over after all of that anyways; he can heal, but not that well.
Kumataka: *fixes Kaji*
Sakura: xD
Sakura: Yeah... Unless he can move pretty friggin' fast, but I don't think he'd see the explosion coming.
Sakura: I mean, if you had little papers raining down on you, you'd prolly be going "wtfzorz?"
Sakura: [unless you're Konan XD]
Kumataka: Yush.
Kumataka: I'll get a post up in a bit so you can drag his sorry ass back into town.
Kajitori: -Fixed / teary-eyed / luffattacks Kuma for fixations- :]
Sakura: Yaaay XD
Kajitori: Sorry, Ai, but I think Kaji has an eye for the enemy now. xD
Kumataka: *flail* Back Jurrasic Cock, back!
Kajitori: -Whines / clingy- ><

[Kumataka]

Kajitori: -Semefiiight!-
Kumataka: D< *is totally the seme*
Kajitori: -Pins Kuma- >3
Kumataka: *flailflailflail*
Kumataka: "I'LL BITE" D<<
Kajitori: ~<3 I'd enjoy that. ^-^
Sakura: XD
Sakura: Sakura bites too...?

[Konan]

Oh lawdy...

27 May 09, 21:38
Kiba: *throws dog bones randomly*
27 May 09, 21:38
Kumataka: They also explode if you throw them.
27 May 09, 21:38
Kogitsune: -Is a fox / chases bones- ~<3
27 May 09, 21:38
Aiuya: -Attacks Kiba with the squeaky hammer randomly-
27 May 09, 21:39
Kiba: No, not that!!!
27 May 09, 21:39
Kumataka: *chases fox*
27 May 09, 21:39
Kogitsune: -Brings bones to Kuma- :3
27 May 09, 21:39
Kiba: runs and trips over Kogitsune*
27 May 09, 21:40
Kogitsune: DD: Owwies~
27 May 09, 21:41
Aiuya: XD
27 May 09, 21:41
Aiuya: -Wins?-
27 May 09, 21:41
Kogitsune: -Goes to reply to Survive- ~<3
27 May 09, 21:43
Aiuya: xD
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: ...
27 May 09, 21:43
Aiuya: -coughreplyinwaitingordercough-
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: Ko's...
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: Giving me...
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: ...his bone.
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: ...
27 May 09, 21:43
Kumataka: *failstamps self*
27 May 09, 21:44
Aiuya: ...
27 May 09, 21:44
Aiuya: -Aids in Kuma's failstamping-
27 May 09, 21:44
Aiuya: That is so wrong in every... No. I won't even go into details.
27 May 09, 21:44
Aiuya: It's almost as bad as my biting comment last night... [[See above post for details]]
27 May 09, 21:45
Kumataka: Heheh, "bone"
27 May 09, 21:45
Aiuya: DX
27 May 09, 21:45
Kumataka: Does that mean Ko has "boned" me? *uber failstamp*
27 May 09, 21:45
Aiuya: nothelpingmysanitykthx.
27 May 09, 21:45
Aiuya: Oh for the love of...
27 May 09, 21:45
Aiuya: -headdesk-
27 May 09, 21:45
Kumataka: *shot, torn apart, utterly destroyed*
27 May 09, 21:45
Kogitsune: xDD!
27 May 09, 21:45
Aiuya: 'scuse me while I go bang my head against a wall kthxbai.
27 May 09, 21:46
Aiuya: BO-- // -shot-
27 May 09, 21:46
Kogitsune: -Snuggles leftover bits of Kuma- x3

[Kogitsune]

27 May 09, 23:53
Kumataka: How tall is Ko?
27 May 09, 23:54
Kumataka: *almost done, almost done*
27 May 09, 23:55
Kogitsune: 5'9" :]
27 May 09, 23:55
Kogitsune: -Decided that a few moments ago for AT- x
27 May 09, 23:55
Kogitsune: *xD
27 May 09, 23:56
Kogitsune: He's a short little thing. ^-^
27 May 09, 23:57
Kumataka: XD
27 May 09, 23:57
Kumataka: He's fun sized~
27 May 09, 23:57
Kogitsune: As Kuma knows. >D
27 May 09, 23:58
Kumataka: XD

[ino]

I'm Claire says:
I guess so
The aliens probably need more depth than just "Oh I'm hungry let's go to HumanBurger"
XD
Nim...x says:
hm.. yeh,.. ( and LOL) .
- I'm Claire says:
XDD
Nim...x says:
..like futrama... human is an aphrodisiac
- I'm Claire says:
Yeah
...
They steal humans... and use them... during sex...
HOW WOULD THAT WORK
O.O
Nim...x says:
...human skin =giant ass condom
- I'm Claire says:
LOL
You made me choke on my water
xD
Nim...x says:
LOL
i feel violated *shudders*
xD
- I'm Claire says:
Yup
Nim...x says:
hm so human condom out of the question
- I'm Claire says:
Yep
XD



extremely weird convo i had with my friend on msn

[Kogitsune]

Kogitsune: -Totally claims Kuma as his/her f*ckbuddy- << >> -Steals Kuma- <3
Asuka: That totally wasn't open at all. XD
Kogitsune:
Kogitsune: Open ftw?
Asuka: xD

[Mitsukai Aiuya]

Sai: =)
Luan Xi: okay, going to post in Suna....And who is Mon? Didnt she dissappear cause of her job? *Pokes mon*
Karei: Someone's reading yaoi~ <3
Sai: .......no comment..
Karei: Sai! Stop reading KumoKo yaoi. <o<
Shino: Kiba's gone?! Damn. I can't put these spare flease on him
Sai: D;...*sulks while secretly reading more yaoi*
Sachiko: XD
Shino: ok then, why do you look like a sasuke clone(So tempted to say sas-gay then)
Karei: xD I can sell you the novel? <3
shika: i love yaoi te hee
Aya: lol -gives Nim more yaoi- hehehe
Sachiko: NO! Stop fanobsessing over SaiSasu!!!
Sachiko: Lmfao, I always call him Sasgay XD
Karei: -Bombardes teh Sai with yaoiness-
♥ Hikari: I thought I heard pokemon
Sachiko: O.o;
Karei: oO;
Sachiko: I nevr' heard no Pokemon!
Shino: where?I used to like Pokemon
Sai: Hehe Yay Yaoi , and ..yesh i wanna buy the novel and... cus..Sasuke is my icon ;D.
Sachiko: -le gasp-
♥ Hikari: no it was pokes mon
18 Jun 09, 01:38 PM
Karei: I still like Pokemon.
Karei: Srsly? xD
♥ Hikari: but I took it as poke mon
♥ Hikari: x3 I still like pokemon
Aya: -gives Shino a pikachu plushie- There you go XD
Sachiko: Ohh XD
Luan Xi: .......
Shino: I knew it!Sai's top shrunk in teh wash!
Sachiko: Piikah!
Karei: Mm... yaoi. <<
Luan Xi: Steal pikachu plushie SO CUTE!
Sachiko: No, he's just a smexeh beast like that. XD
Sachiko: He gets to wear belly shirts!
Karei: ..... -Throws Xi in the yaoi pile-
Sachiko: And have Sakura go fangirly over him when she sees him with Sasuke!
Shino: -huggles teh plushie-No one tell the mutt
♥ Hikari: *steals pika plushe again* minee
Sachiko: -tells the mutt?-
♥ Hikari: xD
Luan Xi: OMFG IM SURROUNDED!!!
Sai: ... It cus im Hawtt!! xD
Shino: -steals back-I put bugs on u!=
Karei: >DD
shika: i call sai a belly dancer because of that
♥ Hikari: brb, time for me to critize a post
Karei: -Steals Sai- <3
Luan Xi: *POST MODE*
Shino: mutt=kiba. only in CBox when Shino=mean
Sai: ....belly dancer *ponders while being stolen*
Karei: Who died and made you leader of this group? <<
Aya: -smiles innocently-
Karei: -Yaois with Sai-
Karei: << >>
Sai: <<_<< >>___>>
♥ Hikari: =O
Shino: -hides-
♥ Hikari: *takes pictures*
Shino: ew
Karei: -Hiss- Is mine. << >>
Sachiko: Who was died and made leater, lolwut?
Sai: Ew? *flashes Shino* xD
Sachiko: Je suis confus..!
♥ Hikari: do you know how much I'll make when I sell these ? *ebil laughs*
Sachiko: OOH, FLASHEH!
Sachiko: -Kodak!-
Sai: make a yaoi calander
Karei: -Hides Sai-
Sachiko: -runs away with camera-
Sachiko: I HAVE TEH PRONZ0RZ!
Sachiko: >>;
Shino: ew,ew,ew-hides behind a wall of awsome bugs-
Sachiko: -hides under a rock-
Karei: -Attacks blind chick-
Sachiko: -stuffs camera down shirt- HAH!
Sachiko: Oh wait... -runs-
Shino: -defends Chiko-
Karei: -Is bi- ;D
Karei: -Chases- <3
Sai: *watches still exposed xD*
Sachiko: -goes chibi / hides-
♥ Hikari: *tackles Sachiko* it's minee !
Sachiko: Dun attack teh chibi!
Shino: -throws blankie at the indecent-
Sachiko: -eats camera-
Sachiko: >>;
Karei: Why isn't anyone chatlining this? DD:
Sachiko: HAHAH! Your greedy asses won't touch mah camera!
Sachiko: Ionno
Sachiko: 'COZ THEY'RE DUMB
Sachiko: THAT'S WHY. XD
Aya: Hyo: Let me slice and dice someone -totally clueless-
Sachiko: >>;
Sachiko: LAwl, Aya's lost
Luan Xi: BECAUSE IM FREAKIN BUSY< AND YALL ARE DISTRACTING!!!!!
Aya: lol -points to the game- I have a weakness
Karei: ..... -Sticks hand down Sa's shirt and searches for camera- o_<
Shino: eh, someone chat line this before I has to
♥ Hikari: =O you ate my money !!
Sachiko: I ated teh camera!
Sachiko: ='D
Sachiko: -poof-
Karei: It's too late to chatline. xD
Shino: -covers eyes-
Karei: D: I touched an adolescent? -Shivers-
Sachiko: Chatline, CHATLINE!
Sachiko: XD
Sachiko: You pedo!
Shino: can't you click older messages?
Sachiko: I mean... -hides-
Sachiko: -nodnod-
Sachiko: FACK IT, I'll chatline. XD
Sai: is the camera down my top ? ;o
Karei: xD
Shino: -hides behind Chicko-
Karei: -Searches Sai's top- ;o
Sai: maybe its down my pan- *cough* xD
♥ Hikari: *emo corner* my money... Kurai, Sai do your yaoi again .
Aya: lol
Shino: I mispelled that
Luan Xi: Fack it? sounds like faggit
shika: ugh my grammer checker is being odd , does anyone know a good one
Aya: -holds video camara behind her back-
Shino: -mentally scarred-ebil mental image
Karei: -Rapes Sai- <3
Aya: -video tapes it with eyes closed-
Shino: get a room dammit!
Aya: -gets nothing-
Sachiko: YOU GET A ROOM!
Sachiko: >>;
Sai: llol!! ...its not rape if im willing? ;o ...
Karei: But it's too beautiful to be hidden! D:
Sachiko: Rooms are for squares XD
Karei: ;D
Sai: haha xD
Sachiko: Yeah, you can't rape the willing unless they're sleeping... <<

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LATER

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Luan Xi: *Rescues Sai and lock him in a vault, then grabs Karei's collar again.* Kuma, Keep your sex-hound on a leash why dont ya?

Xi makes the best random jump-in comments... XD